why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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