Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize