Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
accomplished twins. life is a go
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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