i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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