I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
