Yo dont text me then not text me
He is an equal opportunity slut.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
