So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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