I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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