THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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