She said her name was "party"
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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