He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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