Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Let's get the cat blown out
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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