Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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