what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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