I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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