He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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