I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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