Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
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