How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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