Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The adults are the big ones right?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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