ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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