we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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