What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
