I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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