I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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