We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My dick has a subreddit
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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