he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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