I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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