Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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