you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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