the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I want her autograph on my taint
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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