On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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