i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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