Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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