Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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