I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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