I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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