Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
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So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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