Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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