she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You're like the curious george of whores
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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