It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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