Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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