Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
My penis needs a shock collar
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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