problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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