There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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