Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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