That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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