He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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