God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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