I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
