i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize